Site For Sore Eyes - Roy Orbison In Clingfilm

It's simple and it's brilliant. A site containing a collection of stories in which the very dead crooner Roy Orbison ends up swaddled in clingfilm as a matter of course.

Example: "Now it is just me and Roy Orbison and the cling-film. I start from the ankles and work up to the trademark dark glasses, wrapping slowly and carefully. Soon Roy Orbison is completely wrapped in cling-film. He is like a big black beetle wrapped in a silvery cocoon. The satisfaction is unparalleled by anything in my previous existence."

Emanating from the borderline-sociopathic mind of Ulrich Haarburste, the best of the website's tales have been joined by some brand new adventures and published in a book. The sort of novel you can really get wrapped up in. Arf.